Getting ready for my first Christmas

There's now a tree in the house with lights and sparkly balls on it which has captured my interest recently. Not sure what it means but everyone's excited and they're all talking about some bloke called Chris Muss. From what big sissy tells me, in a few days a big fat man in a red coat will sneak in to the house during the night and leave behind some new toys. Sounds like a good deal to me.